I Wanna Rob Barnes & Noble NOW

I pre-ordered my "Breaking Dawn" book yesterday from Barnes and Noble (Yes, I will be there at midnight, and no, I don't care what you think or how lame that sounds... anyone want to come? Jill? Britt W? Anyone?)... the lady on the line had the audacity to admit that they already have the books in the back of the store.

WHY? WHY WOULD SHE DO THIS TO ME?? It's like (to reference the Twilight series) dangling a human in front of a very, very, very thirsty vampire. Or, for something less grotesque, it's like telling a kid where the candy stash is, but then guarding it with your life so he can't get any, but still making sure that he knew his FAVORITE candy bars were there, boxes and boxes of them, loads and loads of them. It's just mean.

I eyed the back of Barnes & Noble yesterday as I was driving home---so close!!---... but because I'm a card-carrying member of the LDS church, I refrained from doing anything that would might land me in jail, because that would be bad bad bad.

I get to practice self-discipline and patience for the next (approx.) 38 hours. Woo-hoo.