I'm Dreaming of...

Homemade carrot cake with cream cheese frosting, homemade brownies with homemade frosting, Texas sheet cake, Kentucky Butter Pound Cake, banana cake with cream cheese frosting, heck, even a DING-DONG.

Such are the dreams of those who can no longer keep a size 2 while eating whatever they want (my glory years of high school). Trust me on this one... my booty can balloon an inch with each bite of homemade brownies. Stop growing. Stop it.

And now, I'm off to the gym after a snack of grapes and a banana. *Sigh*

Mascara Ads: This is something I've been thinking about for a while...

I enjoy make up. Really, I do. I have been an avid MAC user since I was twelve, and recently converted over to BareMinerals as well.

But now I must expose them for their LIES:

THESE EYELASHES ARE FAKE.

I am utterly annoyed by every and all mascara ads. Not ONE of these models are wearing their own lashes--- ALL. FAKE. Every time a mascara ad comes on (especially the CoverGirl one with Drew Barrymore) I must change the channel to avoid throwing my TV out my window screaming "LIARS!!!!!" I get so peeved that these advertisers think we will actually believe their client's product has magically transformed the beautiful model's eyelashes into lush, gorgeous works of art.

Just give me an oldie but goodie and I'll be happy:

And, in the end, would we really buy their product if the eyelashes were short and clumpy? No. But let's be honest in our advertising...