I Wanna Rob Barnes & Noble NOW
I pre-ordered my "Breaking Dawn" book yesterday from Barnes and Noble (Yes, I will be there at midnight, and no, I don't care what you think or how lame that sounds... anyone want to come? Jill? Britt W? Anyone?)... the lady on the line had the audacity to admit that they already have the books in the back of the store.
WHY? WHY WOULD SHE DO THIS TO ME?? It's like (to reference the Twilight series) dangling a human in front of a very, very, very thirsty vampire. Or, for something less grotesque, it's like telling a kid where the candy stash is, but then guarding it with your life so he can't get any, but still making sure that he knew his FAVORITE candy bars were there, boxes and boxes of them, loads and loads of them. It's just mean.
I eyed the back of Barnes & Noble yesterday as I was driving home---so close!!---... but because I'm a card-carrying member of the LDS church, I refrained from doing anything that would might land me in jail, because that would be bad bad bad.
I get to practice self-discipline and patience for the next (approx.) 38 hours. Woo-hoo.
5 people have something to say about this:
I am not of the LDS church, but I think that waiting for the 38 hours so you don't spend 6 months in jail was the right move!
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Yay, your comment lead me to your blog and I love it! Very witty and insightful :)Oh and I am counting down the hours as well, and somehow during that time I have to convince my husband that he wants to go with me to the midnight party for a book he's never read by an author he doesn't know with total strangers...Wish me luck! I'll add your link to my blog as well :)
my sister wants me to go to the book party tonight... i don't know if i can stay up that late, but will definitely be snagging my own copy :) i'm with you!
oh I can't wait ... but wait I have to because tonight my first visitors come for the smashing party tomorrow (Lucys) and the last visitors leave Sunday so I won't be able to get involved until Monday! Oh well. I will be so busy I won't even have time to think about it.
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