Why Are You Smiling At Me When I Am Going To Eat You?

This is a Smiley Face Cookie from Smith's Bakery in Bakersfield, CA.

This is pure bliss.

This is chock full o' artificial sweeteners and refined sugars.

It is still yummy in my tummy.

It is sitting, a lonely smiling cookie, on my desk, awaiting to be devoured, piece by piece, throughout my work day.

Alas! With eating this, I am a healthy-food-fiend phony.

(You know you all want one too! But you CAN'T because most of you don't live here. HA.)