Deter, Defect, Defend: Don't Steal My Money HO

I logged onto my Bank of America online account today and noticed there was a money through the form of an e-check taken out that I did NOT authorize, which resulted in my account being over-drawn. And B of A pillages your accounts with fees. I was not a happy camper. I called my bank, and was like, what is up, I did not approve this, and then I realized... I've been STOLEN FROM.

I am a victim of identity theft. (Take this quiz to see if you're safe from ID theft). I now have to close my account and open a new one.

Dear Whomever Stole My Money,

I want to kick you in the shins.

Sincerely,

Tracie

On top of everything else, I have been drinking Diet Coke every day this week (I worked 8-5p Monday at my receptionist job, then 6p-3a at Victoria's Secret, then got up and went to work again at 8a... Diet Coke was the only way to survive), and I haven't had one yet, and I am sluggish and tired and starting to get a headache and incensed/irked that my body has developed a dependency on Diet Coke so quickly.

BTW, I am overly-thrilled that Comfort went home last night on SYTYCD.

~~I'm fascinated/smitten/enamored with Stephen "Twitch" Boss~~

One Word: Divine.

Time for a Diet Coke run before I pass out from exhaustion.